Can someone make this for me?
these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com
you can find the other parts here :)
when u lay on your side and ur bra shifts halfway around the world
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
Do you ever get those moments where youre like OMG IM GONNA BE PRETTY IM GONNA BUY REALLY NICE MAKE UP AND DO MY HAIR NICE EVERYDAY AND WEAR CUTE CLOTHES STARTING TOMRROW IM GONNA DO IT and then the next morning u just roll out of bed and put on the same pair of jeans uve been wearing for 7 months
eyeliner cant be THAT hard
i take this back. that was the worst experience of my life. never put on makeup.
when ur in bed with a girl and ur about to cum just say “gotta blast” in jimmy neutron’s voice, trust me girls dig it i wouldnt lie to u
|—||Augusten Burroughs (via rauchwolken)|
The relationship that I’ve grown with these four boys who I didn’t know three years ago is absolutely insane, and it’s incredible. And yet, I’m very lucky that, you know, I get to spend so much time with them… (x)